Remember that one time when Mom went to Florida for the week and we made a LEGO mom to take care of us while she was gone?
I thought of that yesterday because every time the elevator opens here it feels like I'm about to disappear into the twilight zone because I took the shifty maintenance elevator at the back of the Tower or Terror.
The connection there, being that at 6:00 on Sunday nights used to be the Wonderful World of Disney movie of the week. And we were watching Tower of Terror the movie before we went to pick Mom up from the airport, and I remember being crazy and really liking that show. Now looking back I think I was just excited that we weren't going to have a LEGO mom anymore.
That was the same time that they had the commercial where the mom leaves the dad with color-coordinated meals, and he opens the fridge and says, "what do you guys want for dinner, blue? or pink?" and then they go to McDonald's, obviously, because it's healthier. And it always made me want to eat McDonald's, even though we only went there on special occasions.
That was before I stopped eating foods with more than three ingredients...
I guess I still only eat at McDonald's on special occasions, they're just different kinds of special occasions now... Like the nothing-else-is-open special occasions
